Colbert Plans To Tackle The Triangle

Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert has announced a partnership with Audi that will allow him to join a sailing crew as they go to the Bermuda Triangle.

The conquest, which shoves off on May 21, will feature Colbert as a "morale officer." Given his ability to crack up anyone within 100,000 miles just by breathing, I'm pretty sure the crew has have the best time sailing a boat that they could ever have.

But this begs the question. What if Colbert becomes like the many victims that the triangle has devoured, disappearing into nothingness or who knows what?

I for one think this move is just too risky. Being without our favorite funny man would just be too much for me to bear. I mean, who would make me laugh over and over with jokes covering subjects hat make most people cry out in anger. We need him in this crazy world.

So I say don't do it, Stephen! You are way to precious of a commodity to us all to go down in the history books like that one lady in that one plane that time.